Re: Why's there no dark rides yet?
Well it isn't the Munger era but the leadership style is at least a couple of decades old.
Building an indoor dark ride would take, well, imagination.
It isn't like they don't have opportunities. At the very least they could go kid-friendly and do something with the Peanuts. Those stories are perfect for dark rides. A Red Baron flying dark ride ala Peter Pan (perhaps one of the greatest examples of a complete dark ride in existence), a halloween, Great Pumpkin dark ride, etc. In fact, wasn't there a Peanuts special where all the kids were on a raft ride? Also potential there for a water dark ride.
And, I'm not saying you have to go with an established character. I think that would drive initial attendance/interest but, if a good dark ride were built then I think people would ride.
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